It’s Manly to Know Your Numbers (And We’re Not Talking Bench Press)
Let’s talk about something seriously important—you. More specifically, your health. June is Men’s Health Month, which means it’s time to trade in the “I’m fine” routine for something a little more heroic: knowing your numbers.
Real men check their stats.
You wouldn’t drive a truck without checking the oil, right? Your body deserves the same maintenance. Here are three numbers every man should know better than his fantasy football stats:
- Cholesterol: It’s not just a scrambled egg issue. High cholesterol can sneak up like a dad joke—harmless at first, but dangerous if left unchecked.
- Blood Pressure: This is your body’s internal pressure gauge. Too high? Time to cool down before the engine blows.
- Blood Sugar: Even if you’re sweet enough already, too much sugar in your bloodstream can be a serious problem (we’re looking at you, donut lover).
Don’t dodge the awkward stuff.
We get it—nobody is excited to talk about testicular or prostate health. But being awkward for a few minutes with your doctor is way better than dealing with something serious down the road.
- Testicular cancer is the most common cancer in younger men, but it’s also highly treatable when caught early. That’s why monthly self-checks in the shower are a must. It only takes a few seconds—faster than your kids can ask “What’s for dinner?”—and could save your life.
Prostate cancer tends to creep up quietly, so talk to your doc about when to start screening—especially if you’re over 50 or have a family history
Prevention is the real power move.
You don’t need a cape to be a hero. Just schedule a check-up, eat some veggies, get some sleep, and maybe say no to the third bratwurst.
Bottom line: Taking care of your health isn’t just good for you—it’s manly. And your family will thank you for sticking around for all the dad jokes, dance recitals, and backyard BBQs for years to come.
So be bold. Be brave. Know your numbers.
Need a place to start? Dr. Dan Vanden Bosch and Wyatt Cook, ARNP, are ready to help—no judgment, no nonsense, and definitely no finger wagging. Call today and schedule your manly maintenance. Your future self—and your family—will thank you.
